October 1982
Birth of Constance Sims to Joseph & Laura Sims
1995
Constance is recruited to the PPC under false pretenses and partnered with Althea Gold in the Department of Mary-Sues.
1995
Constance (possibly) begins a long-term plan to fall in love at first sight.
May 1999
Dafydd is recruited, assigned to the Department of Mary-Sues, and partnered with Jared Calinson.
May 1999
Dafydd and Constance are peripherally involved in The Reorganisation, from Chapters 3 and 12 respectively.
19th December 2001
Release of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring in cinemas. Beginning of the fanfic onslaught.
2002
Constance is partnered with Steve Dimond, and tackles her first mission with him.
18th December 2002
Release of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers in cinemas.
September 2003
The Rivendell Incident: Dafydd burns down half of Rivendell.
17th December 2003
Release of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King in cinemas.
16th January 2004
Dafydd and the Bonsai Mallorn form the Department of Geographical Aberrations.
January 2004
Selene Windflower becomes Dafydd's new partner, and they tackle their first mission.
January 2004
Dafydd (possibly) begins to have romantic troubles with Selene.
30th January 2004
Dafydd and Selene take on their second mission.
1st February 2004
Dafydd and Selene catch a bite to eat.
2nd February 2004
Techno-Dann of the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology repairs Dafydd's console.
2nd February 2004
A new mission for DOGA, and Dafydd picks up a souvenir.
February 2004
Dafydd and Selene help prevent a fangirl invasion of Middle-earth.
2004
In her other role as a Nurse, Constance tends to Agent Nenya Gabriel.
March 2004
Dafydd is temporarily partnered with Vemi Fincaran of the DMS.
March 2004
Dafydd takes another trip to the Discworld with Vemi.
16th April 2004
An infestation of PPC Sues leads to Dafydd being targeted.
17th April 2004
Dafydd undertakes a mission with Vemi into the Potterverse.
April 2004
Dafydd pays a few visits to Lizzie at the Training Academy for Mary Sues (chapter 3 onwards).
May 2004
Dafydd returns to 'Al and Death' to put a permanent end to it.
June 2004
Dafydd Illian of DOGA and Constance Sims of the DMS are temporarily partnered, meeting for the first time.
June 2004
Dafydd takes on another mission with Selene.
July 2004
Dafydd and Constance discuss the utility of fire.
August 2004
Dafydd and Selene take on a Mary Sue who is not all she seems.
2004
Constance travels into Young Wizards with Aella.
29th December 2004
Dafydd and Vemi team up again.
1st January 2005
Dafydd and Selene take on their biggest mission yet.
3rd January 2005
Constance goes to a party, and meets Dafydd there.
March 2005
Dafydd teams up with Agents Neshomeh and Alec to enter a newly-opened fandom.
May 2005
Dafydd and Selene take on a legendary badfic.
July 2005
Dafydd receives a gift from Agent Takua.
18th March 2006
Dafydd appears in the first issue of the
Multiverse Monitor. Constance is not best pleased.
May 2006
Dafydd and Constance confront the most legendary badfic of them all.
May 2006
Dafydd awakens from a sleep he thought would never end.
May 2006
Dafydd proposes to Constance.
May 2006
Dafydd Illian and Constance Sims retire from the PPC.
May 2006
Dafydd and Constance get engaged.
July 2006
Dafydd and Constance throw an engagement/retirement party in HQ.
July 2006
Terri Ryan, DOGA Archivist, writes an essay on Dafydd's life.
August 2006
Dafydd and Constance take a day trip.
28th October 2006
Wedding of Dafydd Illian and Constance Sims.
December 2006
Dafydd and Constance discuss religion.
May 2007
Dafydd and Constance relax.
2007
Birth of Tanfin Illian.
2009
Dafydd and Constance are caught in the Great Genderbend.
2009
Constance pays a visit to Steve.
2009
Birth of Jasmine Illian.
July 2010
Birth of Belladonna Illian.
October 2012
Birth of Daphne Illian.
2013
Birth of Oleander Illian.
2013
Dafydd and Constance receive a visit.
2013
Constance pays her old partner a visit.
April 2014
Dafydd and Constance play a minor role in the Ispace Wars (from Chapter 7 onwards).
2014
The Illian family are active in the PPC's Sprout movement.
August 2015
The Illian family visit HQ to watch a fire-lizard hatching.
November 2015
Dafydd releases the first episode of his TV show Ardolindi
December 2015
Ardolindi, episode 2.
January 2016
Dafydd, or possibly his hologram, participates in the Second PPC HQ Hunger Games.
January 2016
Ardolindi, episode 3.
January 2016
Dafydd takes part in the Third PPC HQ Hunger Games.
February 2016
Ardolindi, episode 4.
March 2016
Ardolindi, episode 5.
1st April 2016
Ardolindi, episode 6, is inflicted on Dafydd.
September 2016
Dafydd and Constance participate in the Fourth PPC HQ Hunger Games.
December 2016
Ardolindi, episode 7, the Christmas Special.
April 2017
Dafydd presents the Fifth PPC HQ Hunger Games, with occasional help from the family.
May 2017
Dafydd and Constance go shopping.
2029
Jasmine meets someone on the HQ network.
2029
Jasmine Illian travels to the past.
2030
Tanfin travels back in time, looking for his sister.
2033
Jasmine Illian returns to the present.
2033
Birth of Durran Illian to Jasmine.
2033
Jasmine and Daphne talk about babies.
2034
Wedding of Daphne Illian and Luden Dioxond.
2034
Tanfin gives his wife a gift.
2034
Birth of Lucy Illiond to Daphne.
2038
Wedding of Belladonna Illian and Furimem Vishort.
2038
Dafydd and Constance head off for parts unknown.